Cami keeps telling me it’s not okay that I want to serenade my cupcake

Quietly sings So This Is Love from Cinderella while staring at a cupcake

I didn’t want any other Kitty RPers to try and claim them so I marked my territory by joining… Joining G&M was the equivalent to me peeing on everyone in that group.

things I just said to Luke

I have upped the amount of tic tacs I can balance on my upper lip to 6.

Life would be better if Kitty could phase through walls but not wallpaper or paint.

There’s a marine worm which has the unofficial name “penis fish” (real name Urechis unicinctus) and I keep telling people to google the scientific name and watching them go “IS THIS JUST A PICTURE OF DICKS?”

My conversation with Wes just devolved from an intelligent discussion to me telling him he can’t have sex before marriage because he’s providing Jesus with porn.

Fun fact in the theme song for Sonic X they end it by saying the title and I spent the entire time it was on TV thinking they said “Sonic Sex” at the end of the song. It wasn’t until someone corrected me about a year ago that I knew.

I was a confused kid.

— worst friend

Nobody wants me to gif The Phantom, right? So I definitely shouldn’t do it, right?