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severalbadpunslater:

“You know more about Europe now, don’t you?”
“Oh yeah, I’ve been to Jerks many times.”
—The Late Late Show, Dec. 6, 2012

I’ve always wanted to go to Clever Handsomeland.

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knockalittleloudersugar:

The Late Late Show x

You know why we don´t like flamingos? Because they stink. When flamingos get hot, they pee on their on legs.

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starkky:

Craig and Geoff play The CBS Game

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Ferret Man and Commander Wank.

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Craig: By the way “Beauty and the Beast” is the name I give my testicles.

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gallowspole:

Craig Ferguson Laughing Attack (by Fergufool)

BEST. TWEETMAILS. EVER.

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Email: Dear Craig and Geoff, I got a speeding ticket yesterday, any suggestions on how to flirt my way out of it?
Craig: Geoff?
Geoff: Uh... take your top off.
Craig: ...CBS cares.