sealcat:

no literally never go out in public with me I will say “dog” every time I see a dog and I will say “hello” to every dog that I meet and if we’re having a conversation I will stop and point when a dog goes by I literally am the worst

Pajama Sam: Right now I’m helping a carrot prevent a war by finding peace delegates and getting them to a big conference!

#a conversation between me and pizza #god I love pizza

fuckyeahthebamfs:

Wolverine and the X-Men #18

miaman:

I want companionship but I hate people