Wendy Watson: Pip, the malignant nematode son of my building owner is ripping me off and selling my work in a gallery.
The Middleman: Back up 200 feet. Did you say you're being plagiarized? That's dirty pool. I'll clean his clock.
Wendy Watson: What happened to taking the middle road, and using violence as a last resort?
The Middleman: There's no negotiating with plagiarists, Dubbie. You take credit for a man's ideas, you rob his spirit.

nerdamongnerds:

The Middleman+text posts

spiritedcharacters:

Lacey Thornfield:  I CONFRONT.  I SPEAK.  ART.

(cruelty-free vodka, organic lemon juice, free range vanilla simple syrup)

Fake blood?  Dub-Dub, I don’t use fake blood anymore!  I am a confrontational spoken word performance artist.  If I want to make a statement, I just use two parts vodka, one part lemon juice, and one part vanilla simple syrup.  It’s way better than fake blood—it takes forever to come off and it strips the paint right off of cars!


Hey,boss? If you’re hearing this, the nanobots are outside the hatch, and I didn’t have enough time to get out of Ida before the cascade overload spreads technology-eating robots from space all over the world. I just want you to know, I’m kind of OK. You taught me that there are things in life worth dying for. And I am so glad I got attacked by that tentacled ass-monster back at the lab, and that you framed me so I’d have to be your sidekick. Because I am so proud to be a Middleman. I’m proud to know you. And I want you to know that since my dad disappeared, you’re the closest thing I’ve had to a father.

Hey,boss? If you’re hearing this, the nanobots are outside the hatch, and I didn’t have enough time to get out of Ida before the cascade overload spreads technology-eating robots from space all over the world. I just want you to know, I’m kind of OK. You taught me that there are things in life worth dying for. And I am so glad I got attacked by that tentacled ass-monster back at the lab, and that you framed me so I’d have to be your sidekick. Because I am so proud to be a Middleman. I’m proud to know you. And I want you to know that since my dad disappeared, you’re the closest thing I’ve had to a father.

part2of3:

The Middleman S01E10: The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation

there’s only one way to speak to an insane ventriloquist

(via goshyesthemiddleman)

The Middleman 1x12: The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome

okbjgm:

no matter what else i do during my time on this earth, this panel - drawn by armando zanker and colored by ryan hill - will stand as my proudest accomplishment.

okbjgm:

no matter what else i do during my time on this earth, this panel - drawn by armando zanker and colored by ryan hill - will stand as my proudest accomplishment.

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