I Am No More

We did have a Middleboy once.

 What does that make me, the "Middlegirl" ?


Getting to Know You Meme 5/5 favourite tv shows The Middleman

My plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity.

I think of you as a brother and, in return, you should feel comfortable speaking to me as if I were one of your women friends.


Puke all you want, sidecar. This is the United [BLEEP]ing States of Fatboy, baby. Love it or hate it, everyone sings for their supper.

ringingallover requested: “The Middleman + I don’t care I just need more Middleman on my dash”


Hey boss? If you’re hearing this, it means the nanobots are outside the hatch and I didn’t have enough time to get out of Ida before the cascade overload spreads technology-eating robots from space all over the world. And I just want you to know… I’m kind of okay. You taught me that there are things in life worth dying for. And I’m so glad I got attacked by that tentacled ass-monster back at the lab, and that you framed me so I’d have to be your sidekick, because I am so proud to be a Middleman. And proud to know you.

for firelightwaltz


30 Day TV Show Challenge

Day 01- A show that should have never been canceled.

The Middleman