"…The Cape still might find a second life on cable. And I’ll tell you why. El corazόn del agua es verdad. That water is a lie! Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions! So maybe we are caught in an endless cycle of screw-ups and hurt feelings. But I choose to believe it’s just the universe’s way of molding with into some kind of super group. "
"Like the Traveling Wilburys!"
"Yes, Troy, like the Traveling Wilburys of pain, prepared for any insane adventure life throws our way. And I don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to every one of them."
community + space (asked by clintbutts)
TV Meme: (2/5) OTPs - Abed Nadir and Annie EdisonYour simulations are nothing more than anxieties, you’re afraid you don’t fit in, you’re afraid you’ll be alone. Great news! You share that with all of us so you’ll never be alone and you’ll always fit in.
community character traits: shirley bennett + thinly veiled rage issues
"All of your fake sweetness and religion is just a veil covering a horrible monster!"
By the way, when I cloned you, I had to patch some missing parts of your DNA with genes from a homecoming pigeon. You mai notice side effects, like a compulsion to come back.