Some alien guy came to earth
converted you now I’m hurt
tesseract we couldn’t convert
and now you’re in our waytrade my sidekick for you back
with arrows all dressed in black
we’re not the ones to attack
but now you’re in our wayBlack Widow’s on hulk duty
Coulson’s grabbing Tony
I’ve got Captain “Bone Me”
Where you think you’re going, Loki?Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
You’ve been in a coma,
So join me, maybe?It’s hard to look right,
At you baby,
Hammer of lightning?
Uhm, join me, maybe?Hey, I just met him,
He’s kind of scary,
That green “other guy”
So join me, maybe?And I know you’re used to
Like, killing Nazis
It’s not the forties
So join me, maybe?It was real sad that he died
I tried to save him, I tried
Don’t tell nobody I cried
But this could be the wayI won’t let this be the end
Convince them to get revenge
Give them something to avenge
Yes this is the wayBlack Widow’s on hulk duty
Coulson’s grabbing Tony
I’ve got Captain “bone me”
Where you think you’re going, Loki?Hey, I just met you,
And damn your sexy
The god of mischief
you’re bat shit crazyIt’s hard to look right,
At those baby
Your abs are gorgeous
So join me, maybe?Hey, welcome back man
oh this is crazy
and with your arrows
You’re looking sexyAnd I know you’re into
that one girl peggy
but she’s like eighty
So join me, maybe?Before you came and joined the team
We were boned, so bad
we had like no chance
We were so, so fuckedBefore you came and joined the team
We were boned so bad
we had like no chance
We were so, so fuckedIt’s hard to not look,
At you baby,
Girl power kicks ass,
So join me, maybeI know I’ve met you,
and I must be crazy
But grab your damn suit
And join me, maybeYou know your little bro
Keeps trying to kill me
But you seem pretty okay
So join us, maybeBefore you came and joined the team
We sucked like, so hard
We had no like, no chance
Yeah, we were so, so fuckedBefore you came and joined the team
We were tots def losing
And you should know that
So join us, maybe
Marvel’s “The Avengers” earned an estimated $103.2 million in its second weekend of domestic release, helping to push the superhero blockbuster past the $1 billion mark worldwide. According to the Los Angeles Times, that second-weekend haul smashes the $75.6 million record set in 2009 by “Avatar.”
The Joss Whedon-directed film brought in another $95.4 million in 54 foreign countries, raising its global box-office score to $628.9 million. Adding in the $373.2 million gross, that brings the worldwide take to more than $1 billion after just 19 days of release. The first Marvel Studios film to hit that milestone, “The Avengers” has already surpassed the combined lifetime totals of “Iron Man” and “Thor.”
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That’s AWESOME news! You go, Joss! \o/

This is a REALLY great article about the different views on Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow and how much of a great feminist character she is at Joss Whedon’s hand (and how some people simply can’t see this). I loved it.