Let’s be honest the real hero of AvX is goddamn Kitty Pryde for not letting that school close once even though she had not even an eighth of the staff around to help her.
Originally sent to Ava on skype, I posted it as a viewable file on MediaFire because it’s 2 pages in word but I wanted to share how insane I am while drunk.
Joel with perfect commentary
It’s after April Fools but I only just found this. I stared at it in horror until I realized the article was posted yesterday and then I cracked up.

Pre-ordered this earlier today. I usually don’t bother with variant editions but I made an exception for this.